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Chris Evans Ice Bucket Challenge (x)

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Imagine!

superwholocked-on-asgaurd:

Imagine person A of your otp falling under a curse that makes them want to kill person B and it can only be cured with a kiss but right as person B is there about to kiss person A, person A stabs them. But as person B is dying they manage to kiss person A and the spell is broken just in time for person A to watch person B die by their hand.

kehinki:

Trying to come off as a casual fan by calling him Captain America instead of Steve

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

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Natalie Dormer behind the scenes for Esquire Magazine

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sigyn-reborn:

No Forgiveness by =khallix

sigyn-reborn:

No Forgiveness by =khallix

fandomsandwich:

This is why I imagine growing up in Asgard may have been a bit weird.

fandomsandwich:

This is why I imagine growing up in Asgard may have been a bit weird.

lets-poke-it-with-a-stick:

myrtlewilson:

judedeluca:

myrtlewilson:

none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex

People believe what they choose to.

it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery

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romangodfrey:

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close 

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? 

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out

heartbrokengirlsketches:


The Jewel of Jotunheim, Loki Laufeyson.

I like Jotun Loki.

heartbrokengirlsketches:

The Jewel of Jotunheim, Loki Laufeyson.

I like Jotun Loki.

astrotheology:

if tumblr is so accepting, then why is it that i, 6000 lizards wearing a trenchcoat,

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

thorkizilla:

Thor: The Dark World (liveblog) [x]

One of the things I noticed, as I was trying to figure out just where they were flying around in Asgard, trying to figure out the lay of the land, I was paying as careful attention to the background as I could, trying to spot buildings wherever they might be and trying to figure out which set of waterfalls were which.

And I realized… Asgard puts shit everywhere.  There are turrets and guardposts right in the middle of those waterfalls.  Water is streaming down over those rocks, it’s in the middle of a giant fucking lake and you know what Asgard decided?

HEY, LET’S PUT A GIANT MACHINE GUN IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.  IT’LL BE AWESOME.

But, then, who am I to scoff, because apparently they have use for them, because you never know when a prince is going to steal an alien airship and fly around the city and you’ll have to try to shoot it down, even when it’s flying out over the middle of a fucking lake.  So the joke’s on me, I guess.  :|

You should totally make that funky blue filter Loki your icon.
Anonymous

its so SO tempting…. and then theres also the temptation of my old icon..

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