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~~!! SEMI-HIATUS UNTIL 8/8/14, I'M MOVING !!~~

Fae, 27 ~ Real life Lokean, but hey Marvel!Loki is fun too. I also post Marvel actors, ships, fics, headcanons, and prompts, and whatever makes me laugh out loud.

I tag everything.

Occasionally NSFW ~

You WILL SEE both Thorki AND Frostiron Sometimes all together!

MY TUMBLR WIFE, the Thor to my Loki: CHRISHEMSWORTHY

--->pixel source!<---

ok i seriously have to go to bed now but it will be in a better mood thanks to you all :D

lokincest whispered in my ear:
MERMAID TOM HIDDLESTON
kingloptr replied:

I

WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO DRAW THIS

thetrickstergoddess:

I can’t remember why but this

image

!!!!

lokincest whispered in my ear:
WHAT IF MERTOM HAD SHINY GOLDEN SCALES TO TASTEFULLY CENSOR HIS NIP NOPS? WHAT IF.
kingloptr replied:

YES

OH AND WHAT TYPE OF TOM ARE WE TALKING HERE, IS IT GOLDEN-RETRIEVER HAIR TOM BC THAT WOULD BE PERF

look at that wavy golden-mermaid/retriever hair

lokincest:

YES GOLD BLONDE MERTOM WITH GOLD NIPNOPS. AND THEN HIS GOLD BROTHER MERCHRIS WITH GOLD NIPNOPS. AND MERTOM IS SAD BC MERCHRIS HAS BIGGER NIPNOPS AND A BIGGER FLIPFLOP (TAIL) AND HE FEELS LIKE HIS OWN NIPNOPS AND FLIPFLOPS ARE INADEQUATE.
AND THEN STUFF HAPPENS AND THERES HOT MERCEST THE END.

lokincest whispered in my ear:
MERMAID TOM HIDDLESTON
kingloptr replied:

I

WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO DRAW THIS

lokitherealking:

-slowly raises hand- I’m drawing it right now for you, -small whisper-

 

:D :D :D

lokincest whispered in my ear:
WHAT IF MERTOM HAD SHINY GOLDEN SCALES TO TASTEFULLY CENSOR HIS NIP NOPS? WHAT IF.

YES

OH AND WHAT TYPE OF TOM ARE WE TALKING HERE, IS IT GOLDEN-RETRIEVER HAIR TOM BC THAT WOULD BE PERF

look at that wavy golden-mermaid/retriever hair

lokincest replied to your post: lokincest said:MERMAID TOM HIDDLE…

HE’D BE SO GODDAMN HAPPY HE’D BE LIKE ‘I’M LIVING ON AN ALL-KELP DIET FOR THE NEXT WEEK TO RAISE AWARENESS FOR BABY WHALES’

MER!TOM SWIMMING WITH BABBU WHALES I CANT

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

WHEN UR HAVING A NIGHT WHERE YOU FEEL PRETTY SHITTY AND INSIGNIFICANT WITH YOUR FANDOM CONTRIBUTIONS/ FIC/ ART THEN SOMEONE 20 TIMES BETTER THAN U SAYS THE SAME THING

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN